#177268 - Anyways I just want to call and say that we had a car crash, and that we won't be back untill wednesday, tell Racheal that we will pay her extra for the extra days'' I replied with ''what you crashed the rs6'' dad said ''yeah this crazy german guy in a transit van screaming schnella'' ''crazy germans, ok see you on wednesday'' I put down the phone and walked to the fridge, I opened it up and just stared at its contents. Asfterwards i started to play some call of duty about an hour of pwninng noobs i herd the doorbell ring. So then i realised oh fuck i left bob downstairs and its been like 10 - 15 minutes so i quickly got up with shit hanging from my arse, it looked like a tail cause it was the same colour as my skin but if i had eaten fruite pebbles it would have been green and people would of noticed but anyways i ran downstairs and bob wasnt on the floor anymore when i whent to find bob i fo