#131266 - I reckoned Granny’d be right proud of me too if I went out and showed her, so I went into the kitchen with my jeans all poked out from my swoll up pecker, and I said, “Look at me Granny! I’m a man! Look how hard my pecker’s gone!” Well, I reckon Granny musta been in one of her ornery moods that day, ‘cause she took one look at me and grabbed her big black skillet, and said, “Jethro, you put that durn thing away ‘fore I hit you ‘round the head with this skillet so hard, by the time you remember what it’s good fer, you’ll be too old to use it. Way he tells it though, he never had no time for cussin' that day, cause when that there bullet drilled into the ground, a whole mess of black stuff started a-bubbling’ up outta the hole it made, and Uncle Jed done realised he’d struck oil on his land. ” Uncle Jed sat back down and he said, “Well, Granny, I‘d be right proud to take on that responsibility,” and he said, “Jethro,” and he patted the seat next to him on the swingin’ chair.
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